Voicemail Lady: You have one new message. To listen to your message, press one.
Me: [presses one]
Voicemail Lady: First new message received at...1:30...p.m. [Beeeeep]
Messenger: Hello, Stephanie. This is R----- at the South County Library Volunteer Bookstore. I'm just calling to tell you that we have received some more Reader's Digest Condensed Books and we're holding them for you. You can give us a call at 713-23......uh wait, that's not right.......
You can call us at 832-42.....no.....no.......That's your number.........What's my number?......I don't even know my number.
Well, Stephanie, that's just the kind of day we're having around here. So anyway we have some books for you. You know where we are. They'll be waiting for you.
We look forward to seeing you. Good-bye.